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Grandpa Yamada suggested to Nozomo that they could have sex together and she was like “don’t act like you’re even able to fuck me, you old geezer” and sticked her tongue out at him. But the tricky grandpa took advantage of that situation and
michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
Little fact about Casey: When we went to go get her trained, we took a buncha courses and she did AWESOMELY and was really close to getting a service dog certificate but she couldn’t get one because she loved people so much that she would try to go
That moment when the store clerk gets super excited with you, shows you a picture of her fav stuffie and totally seems like another little when you buy an adorable stuffie
abbymacaroni: Yet ANOTHER collab with @shitandsticks! She sent me a message saying how she was working on this super long drawing and when she showed it to me, I was instantly like PLZ LET ME COLOR THIS GURL. And she was like UM ABSOLUTELY??? Next on
Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
dailyparksnrec: “I was like what if we got married tomorrow? And she was like…” “Fine.”
dailyparksnrec: “I was like what if we got married tomorrow? And she was like…”“Fine.”
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
pemsylvania: when I was ten I met my dads friends daughter and we were playing up in her room and she said she could talk to dogs and I said that I could too and she was like “really?” and I was like “yeah! see that one over there? he says your
My little sister is playing Lego Star Wars and she asked “Hey, how come I always hear people say like “Luke, I am your father.”? And they always do it with, like, a Darth Vader voice.”so I said “Well, because Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”and
we were watching some show and they used the phrase “hidden gem” and my little sister gasped dramatically and shook my arm.
kangarude: when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody
1612th: in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling
lolthefunniest: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
My sister just walked into my room holding a bloody rag to her face and she moved it and there was a pin stICKING THROUGH HER NOSE AND I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOO and she was like “I pierced my nose” and I just sat there like…… the
I forgot to tell my tumblr this, but I got into an argument with a woman on here a few days ago, and she was completely against gay marriage, saying shit like, “Homosexuality is a DISEASE and they should be FIXED!” and I literally could not
talagaklaudia: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and
So the first night I moved in I had a couple of bottles with me and one of my roommates asked “oh did you guys have a party?” I was like “no those are…mine” And she was like “oh I see, your travel package”
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
samcas: And she looked at me and she was like “Huh?” And I was like “Thanks, it’s a good show, thanks.” “Well what do you mean, thanks?” And I was like “Well that’s me, that’s not me, that’s me right there.” And she was like
wlllow: Some lady called in and wanted me to shop for her cause she was on crutches and I was like lol ok and when she came I walked her stuff out and put it in her car and she was like ur so nice who do I call to tell them how good u are and I just
supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she
procoffee: One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship
shooshpap: my roommate sleeptalks it’s the greatest thing she just said “yes this cube is very cube-like” and I was like “oh okay” and she was like “i like cubes do you like cubes” and I was like “why yes cubes are wonderful” and she
reggaeairhorn:serpentine913: “We were all running because we heard the gunshots and then she stopped and she was like, ‘I think I got shot.’ And I was like, ‘Hadiya, please stop joking,’” Best friend Klyn Jones said. “She was like ‘No
nahshaw: My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was
cats-hate-cops: I mean,she was different.She was dramatic,and she was exotic.And she talked a lot,and when she talked she said remarkably interesting things about music,books,film and politics.
lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we could convert
Was talking to my gril about a response to an ask and she was like “Was that your answer?” And I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
iconiacpotterhead: f0revergrand: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she
my favorite thing though is that Vriska really wanted to rp with Nepeta and Nepeta was like NAHH
also when i got up today my mom said “Happy 10/25!” (she knows the HS dates too) and i replied with “HAH”
abbymacaroni: Yet ANOTHER collab with @shitandsticks! She sent me a message saying how she was working on this super long drawing and when she showed it to me, I was instantly like PLZ LET ME COLOR THIS GURL. And she was like UM ABSOLUTELY??? Next
and-so-the-feels-begin: Why do Saphire and Ruby have such a good relationship?Because they started off on a goodice breaker
jen-iii:There was this woman walking in my college campus wearing a bright blue dress and some white heels and she was already looking fabulous but HOL y fuckin G shit she had these BICEPS THAT WOULD CRACK A WALNUT AND I CPULD PROBABLY PUT A SHOTGLASS
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
bentheechidna replied to your post: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH aAAHHHHHHHHH… Was she about to be married? in a way, sure ahahah but then shizuma was like NO and took her little nagisa away because she loVE hER,,,,,,,
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
my new farmer is named jack and she had a dog named snoochie and her favorite things are girls (but girls are not things. It’s ok she know this.)
titanbender: seychelle was so nice, when i asked for her autograph she was like yeah sure and she was like omg i gtg cuz all the security ppl were like COME ON LOSERS WERE GOING SHOPPING so she was in a hurry, and look how adorable she looks when she
I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve been doing really successfully for over a month and the vines are humongous. The only problem I’ve been having is that they keep getting infested with these tiny little flying bugs that
